Said on a shirt....

[TaraCherise]

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

Do I look like a people person?

Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.

Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?

This isn't an office-It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.

Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.

Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You
choose.

Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of
self-control.

Bottomless pit of needs & wants.

Friendly checkout clerk. Thanks for keeping me that way!

If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes
on my cat.

Does your train of thought have a caboose?

Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

Let me show you how the guards used to do it.

And your cry-baby whiny opinion would be...?

I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.

If only you'd use your powers for good instead of evil...

See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.

A PBS mind in an MTV world.

Allow me to introduce my selves.

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."

Better living through denial.

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name
streets after them.

Adult child of alien invaders.

Do they ever shut up on your planet?

I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize
you haven't fallen asleep yet.

Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes?

Back off! You're standing in my aura.

I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.

Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!

Adults are just kids who owe money.

I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

I work 40 hours a week to be this poor.

Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?

Macho Law forbids me from admitting I'm wrong.

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

Too may freaks, not enough circuses.

Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.

Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my friends deep
inside the earth.

Earth is full. Go home.

Is it time for your medication or mine?

I plead contemporary insanity.

And which dwarf are you?

I refuse to star in your psychodrama.

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted
paychecks.

How do I set a laser printer to stun?

Meandering to a different drummer.

I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

[Fenris]

I'll pretend i read all those.

[Dio]

Let's pretend there will be a test on it later!